Saturday 29 June 2019

Barcelona's mayor backs the coup

Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London, makes no secret of his opposition to Brexit. He has not, however, hung a Bollocks to Brexit banner on his city hall.


Ada Colau, Mayor of Barcelona, pretends to deny her support for independence. She has hung a yellow ribbon, the symbol of Catalan independence on her city hall. She was forced against her will to take it down during the recent election campaign but now it is back. It goes without saying that it is illegal for a public building to display a politically partial symbol, and Spain has strict laws about which flags must be flown, but how can this disgrace be stopped? The Guardia Urbana (city police), who would have to remove it, are under her command. A  sidelight on this is that in a finely balanced council, Colau was invested with the “unconditional support” (his words) of Manuel Valls, a former French prime minister who was born in Barcelona. He stood as an independent but following the failure of his campaign he moved closer to PSOE, apparently in the hope of ingratiating himself and obtaining a post in Pedro Sánchez’ new government.


As if that were not enough, the city’s buses and metro stations have started sporting pro-independence advertisements sponsored by a secessionist group called Òmnium and referring to an event in the Supreme Court trial when one of the defendants said “We’ll do it again.”


This is in breach of the city’s contracts with its advertising suppliers, which ban ideological messages”. It goes without saying that the police, Guardia Urbana or the Mossos (Catalan police), will never act against nationalist excesses but court action can be taken. This is slow and expensive though, and far from certain of success in the lower levels of the Catalan judiciary.
So, sadly, the pollution of public property by illegal secessionist propaganda, paid for of course out of the public purse, will continue.
I started by mentioning London. There is, however, a UK precedent for exactly such a thing. In 1985, at the height of the Troubles (as the IRA terrorist campaign was known) Belfast city hall displayed a banner opposing the Anglo-Irish Agreement, a forerunner of the Good Friday Agreement which brought peace to Ireland. The omens are not good. Today 34 years later, Ulster still says NO to any agreement to solve the Irish border problem that has stymied Brexit.

Source (in Spanish)
(Colau allows the Òmnium campaign that makes fun of the Supreme Court)


Thursday 27 June 2019

Government by prisoners



The famous Catalan prisoners have returned to Catalonia to a heroes’ welcome from the Catalan government, saluting their fans like rock stars from the prison van in which they were travelling. They were in Catalan prisons to start with and were transferred to Madrid for the trial. Now that it has finished, they will be able to enjoy the privileged life that they missed so much in Madrid (where the prison food was “very windy”). Prisons are a fully devolved power of the Catalan government, which will treat them in the way to which they are accustomed.
Before they were moved Oriol Junqueras, who was the de facto head of the Catalan government with Puigdemont on the run in Brussels and Torra in a distant universe of his own, had a personal office fitted out in the psychiatric wing of Lledoners prison for two reasons: it is the quietest and has individual meeting places where people can expect not to have to mingle with gypsies. Other prisoners were moved around in order to give them the best cells.
Junqueras was running Catalonia from this prison wing with unlimited access to him by any official visitor. Public officials have free access to prisons, but only for their official purposes such as inspections. Free access to inmates is not in the rules but has been granted as an extraordinary privilege. And not only to public officials; a politically important nun and the secessionist Bishop of Solsona were admitted.
Now they are back and it is to be expected that this extraordinary state of affairs will be resumed. We will once again be governed from inside the psychiatric wing of a prison.
There are many kinds of government, democracy, autocracy, meritocracy, kleptocracy, theocracy etc. but I have been unable to find any word for government by prisoners. It’s a Catalan thing.


Source (in Spanish)

(The scandal of Junqueras’s office in the psychiatric wing of Lledoners prison)

Wednesday 26 June 2019

No Spanish in Catalonia


The language of the stupid

This is a singular case in Europe: The Catalan separatists have enforced a hegemony of their language  and have pushed Spanish out of school curricula.
While the Madrid court case against the alleged perpetrators of the illegal referendum on 1 October 2017 is coming to an end, the social conflict between the two groups of Catalans  those who want an independent Catalan state and those who regard themselves as both Spaniards and Catalans  is as acute as ever. It's just not news anymore, it's smouldering. And  the  lines of its argument are diabolically difficult to understand, for every detail in the great tale of Catalan independence aspirations is ideologically charged. This also applies to the language in which young Catalans are taught. Since school and university are not the focus of attention however, the repressive and gruelling struggle against Spanish has been largely waged in  silence.

Paul Ingendaay
(The language of the stupid)


Monday 24 June 2019

Schoolgirl draws Spanish flag and teacher throws her out of the room – literally!




“The teacher came up behind her, lifted her up and threw her to the floor. She hurt her back as she fell. Then the teacher picked her up by the T-shirt and the scruff of the neck and threw her out of the room.”

The mother of a 10-year-old girl who was thrown out of a classroom by a Catalan nationalist teacher for drawing a Spanish flag and writing “¡Viva España!” on the cover of her end-of-year project. She was taken to A&E.



DIAGNOSIS
DORSOLUMBALGIA (DORSOLUMBAR PAIN)
Constants: Weight: 29.800 Kg. Temp. 36.7º. Pulse: 119 bpm. Sat. 97%
Reason for consultation: 10-year-old girl attending A&E accompanied by her parents because of aggression by the teacher, as they report. The girl reports that in class she has drawn some Spanish flags accompanied by the phrase “Viva España” in her end-of-year album. She reports that when the teacher [name redacted] of the “Font de l’Alba” school in Terrassa saw her she shouted, seized her by the T-shirt, and as she did so the girl fell to the floor hitting her back, and later she took her by the neck to take her out of the classroom. The girl reports moderate pain in the first finger of her right hand and moderate right inguinal [groin] pain where she has a hernia awaiting operation. No other symptoms.

Personal history: Vaccinations: Up to date. Known allergies to medicines: None.
Pathological history: None of interest.


The hospital failed to follow the legal protocol that required it to report an attack on a child by an adult to the police and the child-protection agency. The Catalan mafia elite protects its own. The parents themselves made a police report and are receiving support from the Catalan Resistance.

The case has of course come to the attention of the Catalan government, which has total control over education. It was dealt with by Jesús Viñas, an appointee of the ERC party in the Catalan education ministry, who classified the incident as minor misconduct (falta leve) and closed the case. The ministry office that handled the matter is this.

The yellow ribbon is the symbol of independence and support for the coup d’état against the Spanish state that was perpetrated by the Catalan government in September and October 2017.




There are credible reports that the teacher wore a yellow ribbon while teaching her classes. There are also reports that children were punished for speaking Spanish in the corridors and playground of the school. It goes without saying that Catalan is the only language allowed in the classroom. This is reminiscent of the infamous Welsh Not that was used until the mid 20th century to humiliate children in Welsh schools who were caught speaking their own language.








One result of this affair has been an outburst of pro-Spanish feeling in the school, with its gate and fence being covered with Spanish flags and anti-independence messages.


The nationalist control of education, with schools being a blatant tool of propaganda and indoctrination, is a terrible scandal in Catalonia. I intend to return to the subject.

Catalan TV3, which is funded directly out of taxation and is under the iron control of the government in a way that makes people as old as me feel positively nostalgic about the pluralism of Radio Moscow, gave this matter 30 seconds in its newscast. Only the government’s line was presented, that there was no physical mistreatment or ideological motivation. TV3 doesn’t do pluralism or balanced reporting.

To the best of my knowledge this has not been reported in any English-language news medium.


Sources (in Spanish)
Denuncian la agresión de una profesora a una niña en un colegio de Tarrasa por dibujar la bandera de España
(Teacher reported to police for attacking a girl in a school in Terrassa who drew a Spanish flag)

(Teacher reported to police for attacking a pupil who drew a Spanish flag)

(The secessionist who has closed the case of the attack on the girl in Terrassa)

(Why did the hospital in Terrassa not call the police when it treated the attacked girl?)

(TV3 allots half a minute to the attack on the girl in Terrassa and only offers the version of the Catalan government)


Saturday 22 June 2019

Carrion-eaters, vipers, hyenas and beasts in human shape




This is a translation of an article written in 2008 by Quim Torra, who is now the Premier of Catalonia. The racism and hatred of everything Spanish is now the guiding thread of his government.



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At home there was an old copy of a book that all my brothers and sisters had read When the beasts could talk by Manuel Folch i Torres. Father was unbending and, like The Rose and the Ring by Thackeray and Bolavà by Josep Maria Folch, he felt that nobody could grow up without reading them. It was a delightful book in which lettuces, bears, elephants, deer and bumblebees could talk, a collection of fables intended for the education of children.

Now look at your country and the beasts are talking again. But they’re of a different type. Carrion-eaters, vipers, hyenas. Beasts in human shape but who savour hate. A disturbed, nauseating hate, like mouldy false teeth, against everything that the Catalan language represents.

They are here, among us. They find any expression of Catalan-ness repugnant. It is a sick phobia. There is something Freudian in these beasts. Or a small blip in their DNA chain. Poor individuals! They live in a country of which they know nothing: its culture, its traditions, its history. They move around impermeable to any event that represents Catalan reality. It brings them out in a rash. They are repelled by anything that is not Spanish and written in the Spanish language.

The beasts are well known. We all know one of them. There are lots of them, the beasts. They live, die and multiply. The other day one of them caused an incident that hasn’t got to Catalonia and is worth explaining as an extraordinary example of the beastliness of these beings. Poor beasts, they can’t help it.

One of the few airlines that accept the Catalan language as normal is Swiss. If you have taken any of their flights to the old Confederation, you will have noticed that they use our language on take-off and landing. An exception since unfortunately, with the other companies, we are treated exactly as what we are, the last colony in Europe.

Well, a couple of weeks ago one of these beasts was travelling on a Swiss flight. On arrival, there was the typical announcement in Catalan prior to landing. The beast, automatically, foamed rabidly at the mouth. A stench like a sewer came from her seat. She stirred restlessly, desperately, horrified at hearing four words in Catalan. She had no way out. A mucous sweat, as of a flu-ridden toad, poured from her armpits. Just imagine her, the beast, after so much time (!), those however, can live in their Spanish world with no problems, hearing four words in a language that she hates. Indignant, she decided to write a letter to a German newspaper in Zurich, complaining about how she had been treated as "her rights had been violated", Spanish being the "first official language of Spain ", and the beast’s complaint was published on a full page.

Thank God, the good friends of the Catalan Centre in Zurich replied putting the matter straight, just a small centre acting thanks to the decency and dignity of its members.

But why should it be necessary to take action every time? When will the beasts stop attacking? In 2008 how can we put up with so much strife, so much humiliation and so much disdain?

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The Catalan original can be found here.




Beyond the smoke and mirrors

The true nature of the situation in Catalonia is very largely unknown outside Spain. Briefly, this is due to a mixture of the Black Legend, a failure to understand the history of Spain in the 20th century (and in particular the consumption without proper digestion of George Orwell’s Homage to Catalonia), and a large-scale propaganda exercise by the Catalan government. This article, which was published in the British Liberal Democrat magazine Liberator on 20 November 2017, offers a true description of the situation. It is reproduced here with the author's approval.


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Beyond the smoke and mirrors

There is a place in Europe where

  • an ethnic minority of people, identifiable by their surnames, govern the rest
  • the government will only communicate with the people in the language of an elite minority
  • most children cannot be taught in their own language and are punished for using it in the school playground
  • shopkeepers who use the wrong language in their signs face hefty fines
  • schools display government propaganda in the classrooms
  • the parliament has not met for weeks because the government wants to avoid debate
  • public TV and radio are under the iron control of the government
  • the government has territorial ambitions on the land of four other countries
  • an important sports club changes the colour of its strip to show that that it publicly supports government policy.


That place is called Catalonia.
Catalonia led Spain’s industrialisation, with many people coming from poorer parts of the country to find work, just as the Irish and others flocked to the North of England. They worked in the factories and produced wealth for the Catalan bourgeoisie who owned them. But power remains in the hands of those old families, whose names are almost the only ones to be found at the top of politics and business: Puigdemont, Pujol, Ferrusola, Colau, Forcadell, Turull, Forn etc. In Catalonia as a whole the 20 most common names are Spanish: they end in ‑ez like Hernández and Pérez as well as Garcia (itself a Basque name) but very few of them are to be found at the top. Of the 16 ministers of the present Catalan government, only two do not have traditional “Cathar” names as they are sometimes known. The people whose families originate from other parts of Spain, and who overwhelmingly speak Spanish, feel discriminated against. It is as if power in Yorkshire were in the firm grip of the Arkwrights, Oldroyds, Sutcliffes and Hardakers while the Joneses, Robertsons, Murphys and Patels are scarcely visible. And a knowledge of Yorkshire dialect is essential for employment.

Let there be no doubt. Catalan independence is driven from the top by the wealthy classes. And the imminent EU-Andorra banking agreement, which will end banking secrecy, is believed to be behind the desperate move to get Catalonia out of the EU before January. They have €55bn at stake up in the mountains. At the other end of the spectrum, there has been vociferous opposition to independence from Catalonia’s gypsy community.

Language is a potent tool by which these 400 families maintain their position. Although Catalonia is officially bilingual and has a Spanish-speaking majority, the government only uses Catalan in official communications; if you write a letter to a public authority in Spanish, the reply will come in Catalan. It may be that you exercised your constitutional right to use Spanish because you can’t understand Catalan. Hard luck mate, find a translator!

Catalan is the only language that can be used for teaching all subjects in schools (expect for Spanish, which is taught as a foreign language). Inevitably, children from Catalan-speaking families (i.e. the elite minority) have an advantage – not to mention the problems facing Spanish-speaking children with mental illness and/or learning difficulties. A family in Balaguer that tried to enforce their right to have their child taught in Spanish were run out of town and lost their business.

A qualification in Catalan is required for any public post. Protectionism is hardwired into the Catalan upper class who became rich behind huge tariff walls on textiles. They can’t do that now so they use language as a non-tariff barrier to employment of non-Catalans.

Shopkeepers and other business-owners are required to label their businesses in Catalan at least. In practice that means Catalan only and hefty fines are applied to even the most humble tradesman who puts up a shop sign that is not in Catalan – unless it’s in Chinese or Urdu. The main thing is that it must not be in Spanish.

Schools that are allowed only to use the Catalan language are easily persuaded to indoctrinate government policy, and that is what has happened. Many schools have banners and posters calling for independence and display the “estelada”, the independence flag with the star on it. Teachers take children out of school to participate in pro-government demonstrations.

The Catalan parliament has not met for almost two months, apart from set-piece sessions to do with independence. The government can rule without it, so what's the point?

Catalan TV (TV3) costs €225m and employs 2,312 people (2016) for a population of seven million. It is used shamelessly as a propaganda station. It works with a loyalty that makes the old Soviet Pravda and Radio Moscow look like positive models of pluralism. The Catalan government also pays cash subsidies to private media. The leading Barcelona paper La Vanguardia got a bung of a million euros last year; not surprisingly, it follows the government’s pro-independence line slavishly.

The nationalists are not content with taking control of what is commonly known as Catalonia. They want the Països Catalans (Catalan lands), which include three separate parts of Spain as well as Catalonia, parts of France and Italy, and all of Andorra. These are the places where Catalan is spoken. Language drives everything – Catalonia must comprise all the lands where Catalan is spoken. The weather map on TV3 shows all of this area.

Football fans may have noticed that a few years ago Barça started playing in a yellow strip. Yellow is the colour of independence and Barça officially supports independence. The club has been in trouble with FIFA for allowing political (pro-independence) flags and symbols at its matches. It usually plays now in a strip that has the red and yellow stripes of the constitutional Catalan flag, but a blue trim round the neck and shoulders is a clear gesture to the blue triangle on the independence flag.

The referendum
The 2015 Catalan election was called as a plebiscitary election (a tool of 1930s dictators) to endorse independence rather than to elect a parliament. Unfortunately for the government, the result was a disaster for the government party. Instead of the absolute majority that it confidently expected, it lost seats. In order to stay in power it had to do a deal with an anti-system party (CUP). We thus have the sight of, in British terms, a Tory government relying on George Galloway for its majority. Even together, this unholy alliance got only 47% of the votes cast (no election has ever produced a majority of votes for pro-independence parties) but the heavy bias in constituency boundaries in favour of the nationalist areas gave them a small majority (72/135) in the Catalan parliament.

This majority of seats (but not of votes) was taken as a mandate for a declaration of independence. In the night of 6/7 September the Catalan government broke parliamentary regulations to force a bill through without the requisite prior scrutiny. This became an Enabling Law that allowed the government to override the Spanish Constitution and the Catalan Statute of Autonomy, which needs a two-thirds majority for amendment. The parliament’s own lawyers left no doubt that the government was acting contrary to their explicit advice.

They then passed a law calling a referendum, as is known. What is not so well known is that a second law called for the automatic declaration of independence by the parliament in the event of a Yes vote. The Spanish government referred all this to the Constitutional Court claiming that the Catalan government was acting ultra vires in trying to change the Spanish Constitution. The Court accepted the referral and thus automatically suspended it for five months for consideration. That is why the holding of the referendum was illegal: it was done in contempt of court. The referendum went ahead despite that. The British equivalent would be Holyrood applying for a referendum under the Scotland Act, being refused, and holding it anyway.

The Catalan Supreme Court ordered the Mossos (Catalan Police) to seal and guard the polling stations during the Saturday night so that voting couldn’t even start. The Catalan police chief said expressly that he accepted the order. Then early on Sunday morning he stood his people down and ordered them to do nothing. That is a matter of incontrovertible fact for which he will face a charge of sedition in the Catalan Supreme Court (he is already facing one for a different matter). That left the Spanish police and Guardia Civil to act late, without preparation, in hostile territory, in front of carefully placed TV cameras, and amid a barrage of fake news coming out of Moscow. During all that day the Mossos used a special (and illegal) communication system that kept no record of messages exchanged and orders issued.

Hundreds of people injured? According to the Catalan health service only four were hospitalised. One of those was a bystander who had a heart attack and two others were discharged within 24 hours. But yes, hundreds were attended to because every bump and bruise was taken to swell the records of an organisation whose staff were under orders to allocate a special code to every patient who arrived that day, whatever the actual cause of their injuries.

The police may indeed have overstepped the mark. On referendum day itself the Catalan prosecutors opened investigations into police actions.

Such is the mistrust of the Mossos that the Catalan Supreme Court has removed their responsibility for security in the courthouse and handed it to the Spanish Policía Nacional.

When a regional government drives a cart and horses through any kind of legality, the central government has to act. That is what is happening now.

Political prisoners?
Finally, a lot has been said about the two Jordis. Let’s get this clear. In the run-up to the referendum the Guardia Civil were executing an order from the Catalan Supreme Court to search the Catalan Economy Ministry. While they were there a mob assembled outside the building, trapping them inside. The mob trashed three Guardia Civil cars, stealing the weapons and ammunition that were inside them. The two Jordis were the leaders and instigators of that mob. They are remanded in custody awaiting trial; they are not prisoners serving sentences.

The Mossos, who had responsibility for guarding and protecting the Guardia Civil, were nowhere to be seen that day, leaving them in the building for 14 hours. A court secretary who was witnessing the search escaped over the roof and mingled with a crowd of theatre-goers. A Catalan Supreme Court judge had to phone the chief officer of the Mossos personally and order (sic) him to get off his backside and do the job he was paid for. The chief is under formal investigation for sedition as a result of that incident.

What now?
This text is closed on the afternoon of Thursday 26 October with the situation changing by the minute. Earlier today the Catalan First Minister postponed and then cancelled an appearance in which he was expected to announce elections. It is expected that tomorrow the Spanish Senate will trigger Article 155 of the Constitution, which gives the Madrid government the power to take over and manage, but not modify or abolish, the Catalan regional government. It is not clear what the reaction will be. This morning the Spanish police prevented the Catalan police from burning a large number of documents.


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The Watcher adds these personal anecdotes.
On Thursday 26 October, the day on which this article was closed. I happened to spend the evening in a rooftop bar in Roger de Lluria near to Paseo de Gracia. We looked down towards the Catalan Parliament and saw a considerable amount of helicopter activity. We could do nothing, but there was an atmosphere of great uncertainty among our group of friends.

Not long before that, on Tuesday 10 October 2017 I happened to be at María Cristina in the Sarrià district of Barcelona at about six o’clock in the evening when I heard a helicopter overhead flying along Avenida Diagonal. I looked up. It was a police helicopter of course, for in the circumstances no other aircraft could possibly have been flying so low over the city. The question, however, was whether it belonged to the Guardia Civil or Spanish Policía Nacional and was keeping watch in defence of the constitution and rule of law, or whether it was from the Mossos (Catalan police) preparing for the occupation of the port which was known to be their intention. It was dusk and I couldn’t make out the identification. I got on a bus to go home and took out my phone to call my wife. Then I found that the mobile phone network was down. I started worrying. I saw no sign of trouble in the streets (but I was in a peaceful residential area far from the city centre) and in the end the phone came back and all was normal. But that is how we lived in Barcelona at the time.